Castor Oil

Lately, we acquired a brand new bottle of castor oil. We placed it on the small table in our bedroom, and my 9-year-old cousin, Jestine, saw it.

Jestine: (Holding the bottle up and scrutinizing the label) Ay, kapangalan ng kaklase ko!
Pouch: Huh? Castor?
Jestine: (Still holding and looking at the bottle) Hindi!
Pouch: Erm, Oil?
Jestine: Hindi!
Pouch: Huh?! Eh ano?
Jestine: Charrie Castor.
Pouch: Ah.

Stupid me.